Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James I'm not going to rate this book because

1. I didn't even read 100 pages.

and

2. Giving this lump of shit a star would be too kind.

Layton decided to read a few pages of the book that everyone is talking about. Well, Layton must have been a dumb ass to do that. Layton has lost all faith in the world now. Layton now refers to himself in the third person.

Reading this book is the literary equivalent of getting a STD.

Dear god, Layton's infected.